What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Moonraker

Why is my elder sister so mean?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What’s the craziest thing you’ve heard pretending to be asleep?

-J W Pepper

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What is the reason that Worcester, Massachusetts is not as well-known as Boston and Springfield, even though it is a large city with many neighborhoods?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-All the bad guys are black.

A View to a Kill

Why do some men want to remain single despite the fact that many women want to have a romantic relationship with them?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why do men like women gold diggers?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why do atheists not love a G-d that does not stop punishing them harder and harder in this world and the next until they surrender to Him?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

There was this one weird Bollywood movie that was released in the 2000s. Amitabh Bachchan was starring with another actress and the story was about how the old guy (Amitabh Bachchan) fell in love with the young woman. What is the name of this movie?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Dr No

Live and Let Die

What kind of book did you write after turning 55?

-”Ah so!”

Octopussy

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Are female judges more lenient than male ones?

From Russia With Love

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.